DeadBrain daily news satire
Wed Aug 20 07:43:54 2008 GMT
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Car crime statistics stolen from minister's car

Mugabe banned from playing cricket in UK

Call centres go on strike; robot overlords one step closer to domination

Ia splits from Serb in latest Balkan separation

Record number of people 'forget who Pete Doherty is'

Immigrant: Does the jobs you hate

American writers strike turns nasty

Millennium Goals 'pushed back until next one'

Thousands inconvenienced as trains operate normally

New Year celebrations too risky, says Government

Canada seizes North Pole

Bush: Pakistan may join the "Axle of Evil"

Iran imprisons Dumbledore

News channels scramble to cover Campbell resignation

Ming Campbell quits after long health battle

Patients banned from hospitals on health grounds

Nine million dead as agencies battle for splash

UN deadlock on Amy Winehouse crisis

Discordian Research Technology
Sun Aug 24 03:43:47 2008 GMT
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Culture Wars

Training… they’re getting ready

Is this how it all ends?

The Lesser Evil Doctrine

KallistiCon 2008: If You’re Not There, You’re No Where

Happy St. Tib’s Day

Washing Myself

The Mystery of The Apple

Bullshit Makes You Poorer, Not Healthier

Do It For Science

Exploding Cigar Weird News
Wed Aug 20 07:44:03 2008 GMT
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Man faces prison for attacking boy with a hedgehog

India develops curry hand grenade

Children in poor countries need more toilets

Thief thwarted with frozen ham

Matt Damon and wife expecting a baby

Baby that survived tornado nicknamed “Tumbleweed”

Airborne pays out millions due to phony cold-cure claims

Cat survives tornado and fire

FARK
Sun Sep 7 03:43:51 2008 GMT
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[Spiffy] Brits eat twice as much meat then they did forty years ago. Not that there's anything w...

[Interesting] A look at the personality types that litter the comments section of every Fark article...

[Photoshop] Photoshop these climbing soldiers

[Weird] Study suggests that intellectual activities make people eat more than when at rest. Which ex...

[Cool] Marijuana cures antibiotic resistent staph infection MRSA; is there ANYTHING pot can't do?

[Dumbass] "And the Lord sayeth, 'verily, when another driver doth cut thou off, thee shall ...

[Caption] Caption this very Metal moment

[Scary] Ike keeping his Saffir-Simpson hand a strong cat 4, is set to biatch-slap the Turks, Caicos,...

[PSA] Tips for New Yorkers to help them get through Tropical Storm Hanna or as Floridians call it, a...

[Asinine] Ford actually makes a cool looking car. Bonus: it gets 65 MPG. Fark: They won't sell i...

[Spiffy] After receiving criticism from parents who thought "she should have better things to d...

[Scary] Not news: Woman owes credit card company $7,000. News: Company sends bill to wrong woman, ta...

[Interesting] 100 foods you should eat before you die

[Obvious] The 10 most affordable housing markets: why doesn't anybody want to live in MI, IN, OH...

[Strange] Library fights to keep patrons by adding coffee house, a cafe and scenic views while reduc...

[Photoshop] Photoshop this concrete grinder

[Interesting] Milwaukee woman blows tire on pothole. Submits a bill to city for damage and... gets r...

[Interesting] Bug populations are on the decline. EVERYBODY PICNIC

Find of the Day
Sat Sep 6 07:43:48 2008 GMT
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Bums Hangout

In It of Itself - Your Bed Sounds Delicious

I'd Like to Do This with You

Kentucky Girls

The Dotes Are the Ships

Butt Buddy

Beneath Me, Too

Alexa's Death Threat

A Note to New Friends?

Time to Take This to the Next Level

Fortean Times: Breaking
Thu Sep 4 11:52:08 2008 GMT
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Murderer to be turned into fish food

New clues to mystery sea monster

Chinese boffins crack invisible-shed window problem

Eleven-month-old Colombian boy is the weight of an eight-year-old

Coroner rules woman found dead in blood-smeared condo died from water overdose

German police hunt skateboarder after 62mph autobahn stunt

Oldest gecko fossil ever found, entombed in amber

'Autonomous' helicopter teach themselves to fly

Scientists develop new computation method to investigate origin of life

Study: Zen meditation really does clear the mind

Elephant scores 87 percent on math exam at zoo

Young siblings' skeletons found in California storage unit

Good Plastic Surgery
Sat Aug 30 03:46:18 2008 GMT
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When plastic surgery really works.. meet Miss Korea 2006 Honey Lee

Anna Faris' New Look For The House Bunny

How badly do you want to be pretty?

Holly Madison redux

Nadia Comenici

Jennifer Anniston's chest looks slightly enhanced

Gwyneth Patrow - Not as perfect as she seems

Vanessa Minnillo's New Nose

Denise Richard - Out come the implants

How to look like Kate Beckinsale, oops, I meant 'a movie star'

Chris Noth Is Sexy In The City

Christie Brinkley - 50 and still pretty

Is Charlize Theron tweaking her face?

Princess Madeleine's Nose

David Beckham - Making A Male Supermodel

Graffiti News
Sun Sep 7 03:44:00 2008 GMT
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Anger as popular mural is covered after graffiti attacks - Scotsman

Graffiti that will grow on you - Globe and Mail

Child sleuths 'are not snoopers' - BBC News

3 Teens Arrested In Connection To 110 Fwy Graffiti - CBS 2

Langford files lawsuit against graffiti vandal and family - Victoria News

Gang Graffiti Spreads - Action 3 News

Charges Filed as City Cleans Up Graffiti - KTIV

A few vandals do most graffiti - Newcastle Herald

US artist James Powderly of Graffiti Research Lab went to Beijing ... - Anorak.co.uk (satire)

Morons.org
Fri Sep 5 19:45:10 2008 GMT
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Random: Stories We Missed on Sep. 01, 2008

Random: Stories We Missed on Sep. 01, 2008

Campaign News: Palin Strategy

Random: Stories We Missed on Aug. 27, 2008

Random: Stories We Missed on Aug. 26, 2008

Morons in the News: Palin?!

Random: Stories We Missed on Aug. 25, 2008

Editorial: Your Homework Assignment

Random: Stories We Missed on Aug. 21, 2008

Campaign News: Obama-Biden '08

Reader-Submitted: Joe Biden. JOE BIDEN?? WTF??

Reader-Submitted: Right Wing Frother or Closet Lefty?

Random: Stories We Missed on Aug. 18, 2008

Random: Stories We Missed on Aug. 18, 2008

Campaign News: McCain Doesn't Oppose the Draft

Offbeat News
Sun Sep 7 03:45:09 2008 GMT
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Moreover Technologies

Cindy McCain has pricy wardrobe

Man doesn't deliver on Make-a-Wish pledge

Man's Audi allegedly used for joyrides

Kayaker phones in own rescue

Students stagger to victory in UK-Ireland 'wife-carrying' contest

Don't Drink And Doctor

70-0 Loss Leads To A Booty Call-Out

County dims red light, shuts last legal brothel

Greek postmen beat zombies to win oddest book title

Greek postmen beat zombies to win oddest book title

Vienna's dancing horses get first female riders

McCain's backdrop baffles California school

Team dumps logo near buttocks after 70-0 loss

Hey! You have a snake hanging from your car!

Team dumps logo near buttocks after 70-0 loss (AP)

Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms (AP)

NJ cops kick in door over bird's cries for help (AP)

Onion
Wed Jun 18 11:46:06 2008 GMT
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The Onion Obscenity Trial Halted Over Judge's Website

[audio] Drowning Super Model Rescued To Death

Friends From Home Embarrassing

Tim Russert Dead

[audio] Borrowed Stapler Returned With Bite Marks On It

Dept. Of Sanitation Asks Public To Separate Perfectly Good Stuff From Garbage

Grandmother Proud To Have Lived Long Enough To See First Viable Female Candidate Torn Apart

Obama: Wife Never Said 'Whitey'

[audio] New Beer Brand Claims To Be Colder Than Other Beer Brands

Area Grandmother Tries Indian Food

Realtors Blame Housing Market For Slump In Creepy-Mansion Sales

Cricket Located

National Essay Writing Contest Now Accepting Video Submissions

Chris Osgood Gets To Third Base With Stanley Cup

Latest Cheney Tape May Contain Evidence Of His Whereabouts

Man Fishes For Legendary, Elusive Compliment

Ask A Girl Whose Boyfriend Went To Six Flags With Someone Else

Which One Of You Shitheads Stopped Buying Our Margarine?

Rednova Oddities
Thu Jun 28 19:49:11 2007 GMT
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RedOrbit News

Expedition to Look for Bigfoot Evidence

Jaw Ailment Could Sideline Eating Champ

Wash. Fisherman Cuts Off Own Fingertips

Candidates' Names Are Tough in Chinese

Indonesian VP OKs Marijuana As Spice

Court Upholds Prisoners' Right to Porn

Shanghai Drivers Switch to Music Horns

Judge: Blood Promise Can't Be Enforced

Buried 'Aliens' Are Really Tree Trunks

Wis. Man Accused of Stomping Pet Fish

Man Gets 10 Years in License Shooting

Trumpet Causes Scare in Salt Lake City

Wife Blames Shooting on Burglar Alarm

Abandoned Trumpet Causes Scare in Utah

Drivers Arrested for Speeding at 141 Mph

Man, 87, Finishes Steep Uphill Race

Officer Loses Job Over Jail 'Sex Show'

Woman Blames Shooting on Burglar Alarm

Reuters Odd
Sun Sep 7 03:45:27 2008 GMT
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Government plan for Fannie, Freddie to hit shareholders

Ferocious Hurricane Ike threatens Cuba, Gulf

Obama and McCain spar over Social Security

Mexicans protest crime at soccer match

Venezuela to host Russia navy exercise in Caribbean

China opens Games, pledges disabled rights

Zardari wins Pakistan election

Killer landslide hits east Cairo shanty town

Russia accuses West of provocation in Georgia

Boeing machinists walk off the job as talks fail

SFGate Weird News
Wed Aug 20 07:47:05 2008 GMT
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Worker Has It His Way, Then Is Canned

Stolen Wallet Found After 44 Years

Biker Finds Wedding Ring On Road

Is It Real? Or Is It Lip-Synching?

We'll Take A Bud

You're The Porn Inspector. Yeah, Right.

Man Arrested For Going Near His Bride

Sacto-Area Cop Arrested After Chase

Only They Massage Horses, Can't They?

Spoof News
Sun Sep 7 03:45:41 2008 GMT
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Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must carry her own c...

Sarah Palin Hot Photos In Demand

Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

Henry Kissinger Bids For Sarah Palin Nude Photos

Warren Reldich Has Nude Pictures Of Sarah Palin

Bristol Palin Baby's daddy Levi Johnston to be offered huge deal to play with Vancouver Canucks!

Bristol Palin Photo Shoot Planned

Keegan Sacked Over Joey Barton Birthday Party

Josef Fritzl, the Dungeon Master, says: "There's something spookie about Barack Obama!"

John McCain, Bill Clinton Trade Sarah Palin Jokes

Angelina Jolie calls it quits!

Woman with World's Largest Vagina turns herself inside out during botched nude skydive attempt!

Robinho Gets His Manchesters Mixed Up

Sex Goddess VP, Choice Of Hottie Palin by GOP, Causes HIGH VOLTAGE Amongst U.S. Males!

Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!

Sarah Palin Has Nude Pictures Of Warren Redlich

Selena Gomez's vagina goes on the attack...Bites cop!

Woman with 'World's Biggest Tits' claims she hasn't seen her feet in 14 years!

Weird Spot
Sat Sep 6 07:45:48 2008 GMT
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Weird Pictures Weird News Strange Bizarre Unusual Sexy Girls

Majestic Black Horse Running

Man Told To Pay Wife, Even If She Stripped

Delicious Mouse Juice

Living With Humans Has Taught Dogs Morals

Sexy Estefania Luyk Spanish Model

Rolling With No Front Tire

Six-legged Bull In China

Black Angel

Serbia To Import 250,000 Brides

WeirdAssShit.com
Wed Aug 20 07:48:38 2008 GMT
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GBH

Why I Am Inspired By The Philippines by Joe Christ

Kinky little Ompa Loompa

Another Summer Romance

The Unsatisfied

Bruno wrasslin'

The mighty, mighty Darryl Rhoades

Keith Moon Lee?

BEST VIDEO EVER

San Francisco to vote on George W Bush sewage works

Reading at Work

Real-life Tron

Irish Jig

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